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19th Aug 2008

The N Game Review

I beat the N Game a few months ago so I feel somewhat qualified to write a review about it. The N Game is a Macromedia Flash, 2-D game where you play a ninja and you have to unlock some sort of portal and then get to it to beat a level. There are all sorts of ways you can get killed though and some of the levels and episodes are phenomenally difficult. I think that the game has a perfect learning curve. The first month or so that I played it, I was absolute garbage and it was extremely embarrassing when people watched me play because I was just that bad. I beat the game after about four months of addiction and I was extremely proud of myself after I beat it. Some of the levels seem impossible (Episode 88 Level 4 will drive you crazy…I guarantee this) but they are all beatable if you play them for long enough. There are a hundred episodes which consist of five levels each and after you beat a column of ten episodes, you unlock a new “flavor” (you get a new color…you start out black). It’s extremely satisfying whenever you beat an extremely tough level and whenever you beat a column, you feel extremely proud of yourself (or at least I did). I strongly recommend this game because it’s not only an effective way to waste time but also just a very fun game (it’s not actually that fun…I really hated the game when I played it but I just had to beat it because I absolutely hate not finishing things…some people think I have OCD). However, if you’re a student and are entering a very important year, I strong suggest you not download this game because it is extremely addictive and you will find yourself playing this game instead of doing work. If you’re looking for a free game that is a great time waster, then the N Game may be exactly what you’re looking for.  If you are compelled to download this game after reading my review, then go to this website and enjoy wasting/effectively using a good portion of your next 4-6 months: http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html

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12th Aug 2008

Death of My Xbox 360

About three months ago, my Xbox 360 died. I was in the middle of a super intense Stanley Cup Playoff game in my Vancouver Canucks Franchise in NHL 2K7 and all of sudden, the screen froze. At first, I was overcome with shock. It was the third overtime in game 7 of my first round series against the blasted Colorado Avalanche and my stupid Xbox froze. Markus Naslund (how could he sign with the Rangers?!?!?!?!) had just fired off a beauty of a one-timer from the high slot from a rocket of a pass from Henrik Sedin on a 5 on 3 powerplay and my Xbox froze (there was no way Jose Theodore would even touch that bad boy of a shot).

The second stage was anger. The game had gone on for about 30 minutes and there was no way I was going to redo the game (I’m a really lazy guy…see my intro…). After turning off my Xbox, I turned it back on and after about 20 seconds, the screen froze again. I was getting a little bit worried at this point and decided to keep turning it on and off. It kept freezing again and again so at this point I was flipping out. Around reboot #15, I finally received the hated red ring of death (according to a good friend this is what it’s called…). I didn’t know what this meant so I looked it up online and basically found out that the hardware in my Xbox was all nice and toasted. I tried all the “fixes” that Microsoft has online and none of them worked so I was pretty bummed out.

Since I’m such a lazy guy, I’ve been way too lazy to actually send my Xbox to Microsoft and make them fix it. I also mustered up the energy to find out how to get my Xbox fixed and the first step was signing in with the Windows Live ID my Xbox is linked to. After I signed in, the Xbox website told me I had no devices linked to the Live ID which was extremely frustrating news. So now I’m stuck with no Xbox and I have to waste my time watching TV and surfing the internet instead of winning fake Stanley Cups.

I got my Xbox 360 around the time they came out and actually didn’t have to pay anything for it which was pretty cool. Now that it has broken after some relatively light use (the word “light” is relative here…I probably played way more Xbox than anybody reading this), I think that Xbox 360s are rather poorly made. I have another friend who also got one of those early 360s and his died as well. This forces me to believe that these machines are not made to last. While I thoroughly enjoyed playing Xbox while it was working, I’m slightly annoyed that it doesn’t work now. I guess the silver lining here is that I don’t spend as much time vegetating in my room playing Xbox. Additionally, with college applications coming up (actually not coming up since I’ve already started), having my Xbox broken is one less distraction which could be a blessing for me because I do have a tendency to procrastinate. My conclusion? If you’re playing a franchise in NHL 2K7 on your Xbox 360, make the settings a little bit easier so if your Xbox randomly freezes, you won’t feel like your work has gone to waste (or you won’t feel quite as bad).

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06th Aug 2008

Mass Effect: Review

I started playing Mass Effect recently, and it is a great game. It feels similar to Knights of the Old Republic, in that it’s set in a futuristic alternate universe and you have some supernatural powers. Both games are RPG’s, so they are based around leveling up one’s character and getting better equipment by completing quests for others. Both games are amazingly fun, and I could spent countless hours exploring them and all of the side quests that litter their enormous galaxies, but I find Mass Effect a more engaging game with more current technical specs.

Score: 9.2/10

Graphics: The graphics in Mass Effect are stellar, although they aren’t quite up to par with Metal Gear Solid 4 on the PS3. There are occasional rendering problems, especially in the cut scenes where characters interact with each other and end up cutting through each other. The load times can be somewhat slow and the elevator rides between levels in cities can be longish, but you can always listen to your squadmates talk. During combat, the laser particles flying through the air look good, and the shielding effects look fantastic. The only drawback to the graphics is the heavy system requirements. I’ve got 4 gigs of RAM, 2.8 GHz processor and dual GTX 8800’s running in SLI so it’s not a problem for me, but check out the minimum system requirements before you buy the game (try the demo, it’s usually a good way of telling how your system will cope with the requirements).

Storyline: I haven’t finished the game yet, but so far the story has kept me intrigued, especially with the numerous side quests that one finds throughout the game. Character speech is a major contributor to the story because there are a multitude of options available during speech. You can come across as a nice guy, or as someone who grew up an abused kid and now hates the world. Additionally, other speech options become available as your character gains speech abilities and reputation, whether it is good or bad. The speech directly affects the gameplay, as you can charm vendors into giving you discounts or just get them to give you items for free. My one complaint is that levels and quests feel somewhat linear, in that the outdoor levels really only let you go to the end point with little variation in the middle (can’t climb on rocks, etc.). Quests can also force you in one direction by limiting what you have access to, especially in the cities. Besides the linearity, the storyline has been exciting so far and I look forward to completing it in order to find out what happens.

Combat: The combat in Mass Effect is probably one of my favorites in an RPG because of its blend of FPS and RPG. Instead of selecting the character you want to attack and just mashing buttons, Mass Effect forces you to aim at your opponent and then uses a RPG style stats system to determine the damage inflicted. This combat system engages the player more than the typical RPG, especially with the cover system. The player can also hold the space bar to pause the action in order to assign squadmates orders, switch weapons or use special powers. However, I find myself rarely using the pause feature because I want to keep the action flowing. My one gripe about combat is the frequency of it: there is not enough of it for my tastes. The cities have maybe one or two small combat encounters, yet you have to run around for hours talking to people and completing quests.

Character Upgrade: There are two main parts to upgrading characters: talents and equipment. After gaining enough experience, your entire squad will gain one level and earn two points to spend on talents. These vary from weapon expertise to handy skills such as first aid. The variety of skills provides replay value, especially with the ability to choose different areas of expertise for your character; from a straight up brawler to a mix of bionic powers and technical expertise, there’s a character for everyone. You also have access to a variety of squadmates, so choosing them provides a different experience as well. Weapons and armor can be found throughout levels in crates and lockers and they can also be bought through vendors. As well as standard weapons and armor, there are upgrades that can be purchased or found, adding even more to the different possibilities.

To sum it up, Mass Effect is a great game that has vast amounts of replay value. Although there are a few minor graphical glitches and the load times can be on the long side, these minor faults don’t detract from the amazing game experience.

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19th Jul 2008

The New PS3

So I recently ordered a PS3 Metal Gear Solid 4 bundle form Circuit City, and it came yesterday. Obviously, I had to celebrate this sweet delivery with the other two guys who are supposed to be working on the site (although both are extremely lazy and haven’t really started to write anything). We hooked it up to the TV, then realized we needed an HDMI cable to view MGS4 in its true glory. After starting the PS3 update downloading, we ran out to Best Buy, bought a controller for Peter and the cable, then went to Chipotle for some dinner.

We got back, and took about 10 minutes to hook up the new cable because the wiring on the TV is not meant to be adjusted because it runs through the speakers and its just a mess. We then proceeded to play for about two hours before people left due to sporting events the following day. MGS4 is an amazing game, and everyone should go and get it now. Time to go play. Peace

Miles

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